boring! try, try again!


or you don't have to, of course. you can just madly click the back button on yer browser to leave this place

and if that still might leave a bad taste in your mouth, you can go into the top right corner and shut down the internet by pressing the x


people say the internet and cyberspace are the future of communication and social interaction, but imagine a world where all your problems can be removed and/or disconnected via a series of invisible buttons on a electronic device. everything you don't want or are bored at or scared or confused of gone in a second and quickly replaced with soothing familiarity.


safe as houses. just as dull. hey man slow down.


there. i've expanded your mind. send me money.