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Holy Shit, it's...

Tarana Ding Dong... the Website!

Yes, yes it is. Right now, it's not much to look at, and we kinda like it that way. The forty-eighth issue is now available in various not very popular places across the world (success!).

You'll notice that this website is not necessarily in the same format or style as the magazine. Them's the breaks. This is the abandonedstation, motherfuckers!

The submission offer still stands, but no guarantees of publication.

yell, holla: feedback@abandonedstation.com

 

Below are the back issues. Enjoy or die!

Springing for glory with the March/April 2017 issue:

Jan/Feb 2017 issue has no glory problems:

Glorious christmas came right on time (Nov/Dec 2016):

Glory for the fantastic fall follies (Sept/Oct 2016):

Hot as fuck summer glory (July/August 2016) is before you:

Late-spring glory (May/June 2016) is a sweat-free issue 42:

Glory means a little less at 41 (March/April 2016)? Nah:

Middle-aged glory, it's issue forty (Jan/Feb):

Thirty nine (Nov/Dec) is all about considering glory:

Thirty eight (Sept/Oct 2015) has hints of glory spilled throughout:

Thirty glory seven, the July/Aug 2015 issue:

Thirty six is gloriously 6 squared, which is the amount of pages in the May/June 2015 issue:

Thirty Five is right here, which is glory for March/April 2015:

Thirty four (Jan/Feb 2015) is a big pain in the glory:

Thirty three has all sorts of gloriful biblical references (Nov/Dec 2014):

Time for the Sept/Oct 2014 issue (32 for all those bean counters out there) to be glorily archived:

July/August 2014 (#31) is a callback to those Glory Days that the Boss sings about in that song...Streets of Fire:

May/June 2014 is issue thirty (and we're loving it because we've stopped looking in mirrors):

Twenty Nine (March/April 2014) and it's all about glory, glory, etc:

Twenty Eight (Jan/Feb 2014) in most of it's glory:

We won't claim that issue 27 (Nov/Dec 2013) is the greatest ever, so here it is:

26 has no significance whatsoever. Here is the issue associated with that void, empty number:

25th issue doesn't mean much to grizzled old 'net prospectors like us, but it's the July August one:

Wow, issue 24 (May/June 2013), which means four years. Glory and such:

There was some Jim Carey movie called 23. We never saw it. Here's March/April 2013, which is issue 23 (coincidence?):

  

They call this issue Number Twenty Two (Jan/Feb 2013), and they would be correct:

Twenty-First issue (Nov/Dec 2012), and all the drinking related jibes that comes with it:

Twentieth Issue (Sept/Oct 2012) because the third decade is the strongest:

Nineteenth Issue (July/August 2012) is ready for a nervous breakdown:

Eighteenth Issue (May/June 2012) is all grown up:

Seventeenth Issue (March/April 2012) is taking maybe for an answer:

Sixteenth Issue (Jan/Feb 2012) has a good feeling about this:

Fifteenth Issue (Nov/Dec) find lack of faith-ness disturbing:

Fourteenth Issue (Sept/Oct) lacks base-ness:

Thirteenth Issue (July/August 2011) is good luck:

Twelfth Issue (May/June 2011) is no fail, brah:

Eleventh issue (March/April 2011) here:

Ten is an overrated Pearl Jam Album, but Issue Ten (Jan/Feb 2011) is right here:

Number Nine Number Nine Number Nine...(Nov./Dec. 2010)

Eighth Issue (September/October 2010), with no glory reference:

Seventh Issue (July/August 2010) is a hell of a way to die (plus an 'l'):

Sixth Issue (May/June2010), glory, etc:

Fifth Issue (March/April 2010), all the glory, in 75% of the space:

Fourth Issue (Jan/Feb 2010), glory condensed:

Third Issue (Nov/Dec 2009), glory filled:

And here is the second issue (Sept/Oct 2009), in even better glory:

 

Here is the first issue (July/Aug 2009) in all its glory:

 

 

 

next time you want to think of something to be impressed about, think about the intercontinental electrical grid.