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Exhibits Videos Writings Larry's Wad Topical Runoff Bios Details Contact Us F.A.Q. Links Nothing Here's a Thought Nothing	*Writings* Skits Screenplays Short Stories Poetry Like the the large font says. It's some writings. *Short Stories* Mourning Point Name of Names Station Noise Gate 29...A The Girl With the Controls Discord at the Unplanned Obsolesence Protest *All About Cream* *Dog Days* *Other People's Restaurant Conversations* *Found in Translation* Living on the Takeout Cheating in the Water Ruminations on Power and Cheap Chicken The Alarm Went off in December There I Was a Doctor Last Pants The Sometimes Machine *A Lesson in Conversion* *Inside the Orange Bear* *Lost Between the Teeth* *My Robot in the Cupboard* Hit the Plane Down XD rest s *Rain Dance Circles* *Slow Poison* *Shatterproof Wedding* *Burrito* *Hideous Monster Sauce* *In a Snowy Valley* *Names, Dates, Receipts* *The Trio of Lovely Young Girls* *Brainfeeder* *Little Green Wizard* *Burned Offerings* *Double Conscious Reinforcement* *The Desk's Return* *Stacie's Coach Purse* *Hidden Late Fees* *The Wart* *Killin' Time* *Your Smoldering Now* *The Light* *Dreams* *Somewhere Between History and Memory* *Five Simple Dollars* *The Port in Tangier* *The Talking Duck* *Floor Story* *My Dinner with Evil* *Skits* The Slightly Rude Adventures of Diana the Moon Goddess and a Plastic Bag Delusional Remember Me? *Jerry and the Tree* *Movie Spotlight for 'Young Rump 6'* *The Christmas Skit* *Instruction Manual for* The RG - 376 Instatel Adapter Brace Just Scratching the Surface The Doctor Was In Two Skits About Doctors A Halloween Skit 4 Animal Skits 4 Political Skits A Decent Proposal with a Twist 4 Skits on Fascism A Different Christmas Skit Fuck Civilization *Screenplays* Some of these are samples... email us with 'screenplays' as your subject and a good reason for us to send you additional pages/info. The Legend of Zelda - The Movie Well, like the title says, it's...that. And the whole damn thing. Get comfortable. *Moving Day* A short film. Two guys try to move to a new apartment, but almost everything seems to go wrong. Christ, it sounds like a bad episode on a hack sitcom. We think it reads better than that, though... *The Very Worst Scam in the World* Four lovable losers try setting up a bank so they can eventually steal all the money deposited in the bank. By far the most commercial of the three, and yet we didn't feel like whores while writing it (this means it's either pretty good, or we're already accustomed to being whores). No real violence, no real sex (but a love interest for the protagonist!), no drugs (just drinking), and only mild cursing. And a happy ending to boot! *Teething Again* Four young men graduate from college and are thrust into the harsh world of sex, drugs, and unemployment. Is it possible to write a stoner comedy without a semen tasting gag? We've tried, lord, how we've tried... The Wrong Floor Some guy has a reason to go into an apartment building and it all starts to go wrong Two People, One Sign A self-explanatory exercise of sorts. Coffee on the Tracks A normal morning leads to an unsual interrogation. *Poetry* Digital Poetry Book: Brief Tales of Compromised Solutions Free Samples One *Free Samples Two* Brand Spankin' New Bits of Poetry Brand Spankin' New Bits of Poetry, The Sequel! Brand Spankin' New Bits of Poetry, Trilogy Edition! Brandier, Spankier New Bits of Poetry! 20-ier, 14-ier, Spankier New Bits of Poetry! Still that stinging spank of late summer 2014 new poetry! Totality in Miniature (a long single piece thing) It's never too late-ier in the year-ier for more poetry Here's some Summer 2016 Poetry to get your mind off the news Because the news has gotten worse since the post above, here's late 2016 Poetry-ness Midsummer Mumblings, 2017-style 2017 ends with more Mumblings Early 2020 Mumblings (it's been awhile) Early 2023 Mumblings (it's been awhile again)	have you had your latest celebrity gossip fix? It's like sniffin' industrial solvents...