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Exhibits Videos Writings Larry's Wad Topical Runoff Bios Details Contact Us F.A.Q. Links Nothing Here's a Thought Nothing	BORING MADNESS And because we haven't been sitting on our asses (actually we made this sitting on our asses), here's a full length novel. You can buy it at lulu.com for $5 or something like that..	Prop "WEALTHY ACCUSATIONS AND POOR EXCUSES" It's another short story collection, available on lulu.com for around $5. Weird stuff, but that's to be expected 'round these parts. Right?.	*Sept.16/17* *New Soundchecks: Coming Up, Sustaining, Coming Back - The War on Drugs, Arcade Fire, LCD Soundsystem* *Sept.7/17* *Sept/Oct issue of Tarana Ding Dong is out in the world, so the July/Aug issue is right here* *Aug.28/17* *New short story: Inside the Orange Bear* *Aug.14/17* *New Considering the Visual: No Escaping Escapism* *July.31/17* *Midsummer Mumblings just in time for a good, annoying sweat* *July.17/17* *New Here's a Thought* *July.5/17* *Here is the May/June Tarana Ding Dong Issue, which means the July/August issue is roaming free.* *June.28/17* *New Topical Runoff: Your Nation's Birthday and Other Political Diversions* *June/14/17* *New Larry's Wad: The Looming Peril of corporate Governance* *May.31/`17* *New short story collection (Wealthy Accusations and Poor Excuses) is available on our lulu.com page (and other spots like ibooks and amazon digi-thingy)* *May.17/17* *New Sound Checks article: Some Important 21st Century Albums* *May.10/17* *New May/June Tarana Ding Dong issue out in the world, the March/April issue is right here* *April.28/17* *New article (President Shmesident) in new Exhibit Section (Unfollowing the Leader)* *April.14/17* *New short story: A Lesson in Conversion* *Mar.31/17* *New Topical Runoff: A Breath of the Wild a Glimpse of the Future* *Mar.17/17* *The internet is still a thing. Here's an article on Internet Outrage* *Mar.7/17* *March/February Tarana Ding Dong exists in the physical world, so the Jan/Feb issue exists digitally right here* *Feb.28/17* *New skits: 4 Skits on Fascism* *Feb.14/17* *New Sound Checks: Street Fighting Folks* *Jan.31/17* *Here's some Here's a Thought - January 2017* *Jan.17/17* *New short story: Rain Dance Circles* *Jan.8/17* *Jan/Feb 2017 Tarana Ding Dong is out in this cold, cold world alone, so the Nov/Dec issue is here* *Dec.30/16* *New Topical Runoff: 2016 Review* *Dec.15/16* *Late 2016 Mumblings, just in time for a bleak looking winter* *Nov.30/16* *New Larry's Wad: Fallout - The 2016 Presidential Election Result* *Nov.16/16* *New Sound Checks about a dearly departed icon: Oh Leonard* *Nov.6/16* *November/December Tarana Ding Dong is in the world, the Sept/Oct issue is right here* *Oct.28/16* *New Topical Runoff: Nobody Will Like the Next President - That's a Huge Problem for Democracy* *Oct.14/16* *New Sound Checks: Hip-Hop Gets Grungy* *Sept.30/16* *New skit: A Decent Proposal with a Twist* *Sept.16/16* *New Larry's Wad: Elitism (Oh yeah, that thing)* *Sept.7/2016* *Digital July/August Tarana Ding Dong here, physical September/October issue out walking the streets* *Aug.28/2016* *New short story: Little Green Wizard* *Aug.14/2016* *New Larry's Wad: Populism (Oh yeah, that thing)* *July.31/2016* *Mid-year Mumblings. Huzzah!* *July.17/2016* *New Here's a Thought for the summer* *July.6/2016* *The May/June Tarana Ding Dong is right here, so the July/August issue is in the world* *June.28/2016* *New Topical Runoff: Not Caring About the Mossack-Fonseca (Panama) Papers* *June.14/2016* *Ask the Mystery Doctor: Hot as Hell Edition* *May.31/2016* *New short story: Brainfeeder* *May.17/2016* *Sound Checks: HURRY UP PLEASE IT'S TIME (A Moon Shaped Pool Review)* *May.7/2016* *The May/June Tarana Ding Dong issue exists, so you can see the March/April one right here* *April.28/2016* *Sound Checks: Prince Has Ascended and Pablo Has Landed* *April.14/16* *New update to 'Variations on a Theme' Exhibit: It was a Dark and Stormy...* *Mar.31/16* *New update to the 'Pointless Societal Labelling' Exhibit: Beyond the Millennials... Generation Z* *Mar.17/16* *New Larry's Wad: The Public and The Private* *Mar.7/16* *New March/April Tarana Ding Dong is all over. Jan/Feb issue right here* *Feb.28/16* *New short story: The Trio of Lovely Girls* *Feb.14/16* *New Topical Runoff: Soylent - Life Imitating Art, Unfortunately* *Jan.31/16* *A new year, a new Here's a Thought* *Jan.17/16* *Sound Checks thing on the Thin White Duke: David Bowie is Dead* *Jan.10/2016* *New Jan/Feb Tarana Ding Dong in the outside world, so the Nov/Dec issue is inside here*
	The Beach Journal (remember?) is available for purchase in ebook form (wave of the future, you crafty bastards) through our page at lulu.com. Go have a drink to celebrate.	CEREBRAL MUNITIONS! s Hey, another book is ready in some sense. Short stories this time. Available now at our page at lulu.com.
	This wonderful digital book of brain-cracked poetry is almost available for mega-purchase. Click HERE because you are a good, cultured uber man (or woman) wanting more information.	Timetables Coming Soon! (in the meantime, why dontcha wander down to your closest intercity rail system station and ask for the first ticket out your jerkwater berg?)
	Tarana Ding Dong is our 'zine. (wow, it really looks like shit when shrunk down)	This spot was supposed to hype up another section of this site, but why should we do all the work? Start clicking wildly, lazybones. In the meantime, here's a polar bear:
	Another urban legend laid to rest. All twenty six are present and accounted for. And no, we did not maul a 'u' to create the 'j'. See, originally we were going to start a webpage of just stuff like this, but you'd be surprised how few sexually suggestive body parts there truly are. I mean, has anyone really seen a Fallopian tube? "Oh, sir! That's funnier than a vegetable that has grown into a rude and amusing shape!" - Private Baldrick, Blackadder
		While we do not necessarily hold the views of the scrawl to the left (a world without freedom of expression and chili fries is not a world anyone should be forced to live in), we can't help wondering if our species would be better off still living in caves and being victim of run-by stonings and saber-toothed tiger attacks instead of being subject to greenhouse gases and way too many unstable people with high powered rifles (although one had much less choice in TV programming back then, that's for sure). A skit inspired by the photo.
	things that could make this website better: -shiner graphics -ads that encourage you to shoot the duck, catch the fly, lasso the cow, feed the monkey, denounce the racist, etc. so you can win an iPod -lesbians (obviously) -a conservative columnist -coupons for your local grocery store -explosions (only ones with fire. And actually, that reminds us of a giant explosion in Die Hard 2 where this plane is deliberately given incorrect altitude information by terrorists so it crashes in a massive fireball, despite the fact that the fuel tanks are nearly empty, which is acknowledged by the pilots, the terrorists, and the airport personnel) things we promise to work on in this year: -potty training (don't worry, we'll videotape it) -grammar lessons -reuniting the czech and slovak republics (of course the capital will still be Prague) -less references to nineties action movie sequels -something more family friendly. like incest jokes. and perhaps taking an unusual stand on gay adoption. -we'll finally get to the bottom of whether soft drugs truly are softer than their supposedly 'harder' counterparts	The top photo is cancer. The photo below is not. By the way, everything on this page - and all linked pages with the root address 'abandonedstation.com' - is Copyright 2006-2017, abandonedstation productions