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Aw, dangs, another all new short story collection (recommended by the chef) incoming!!

TRIPLE SIDED TAPE

 

You didn't think it would happen, but buy it on lulu.com for $5  (or other fancy e-book sites)right now!

 

 

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opThere is a new short story (new for spring 2025) collection, and here is the proud cover photo:

So here is the link to it on this site for a little more info, but all you need to have is literacy and $5.

Jan.28/24

New Topical Runoff:
The Not End of Everything

Jan.14/26

New yer means new Jan/Feb Tarana Ding Dong outside, and
old Nov/Dec issue is right here

Dec.28/25

New
Larry's Wad: 2025 Review

Dec.14/25

New Considering the Visual article:
The Ballad of the Sad Mech Pilots - Neon Genesis Evangelion

Nov.28/25

New short story:
We're Going Off The Manual

Nov.14/25

It's cooling down outside with the Nov-Dec issue of Tarana Ding Dong.
so here's the Sept-Oct one

Oct.28/25

New Topical Runoff: Fascism Notes, Autumn 2025

Oct.14/25

New Larry's Wad:
The Chaos in Science's Shadow

Sept.28/25

New video game related article:
Silksong Review - Seems Like They Rushed It

Sept.14/25

The
July-August issue of Tarana Ding Dong is here, so go find the Sept-Oct one in the real world

Aug.28/25

New short story:
Birthday Beatings

Aug.14/25

New Considering the Visual article:
When Mission Impossible Got Marveled

July.28/25

Here's the
Summer Here's a Thought

July.14/25

The scorching July-August issue of Tarana Ding Dong is baking in the sun, so
the May-June issue is right here

June.28/25

It's time for a
Sound Checks article on old and new loud, lengthy music

June.11/25

New poetic mumblings for the first time in awhile

May.28/25

New video game-related article:
The First Switch is/was a Beast

May.14/25

March-April Tarana Ding Dong is here, so go find the May-June issue outside

April.28/25

New Larry's Wad:
Artificial Intelligence Ruminations Part 3

April.14/28

New Topical Runoff: Trudeau, Tariffs and Trump (oh god)

Mar.28/25

New short story collection avaliable for purhcase: It's Only Poison if You Drink It

Mar.14/25

The March-April Tarana Ding Dong is in the spring sun,
so here's the Jan-Feb issue

Fb.28/25

New Larry's Wad:
Greed - The Deadliest Sin in Modern Society

Feb.14/25

New Sound Checks:
The Band Beyond Description - An Overview of the Grateful Dead

Jan.28/25

New
Here's a Thought

Jan.14/25

This is the
Nov/Dec Tarana Ding Dong issue, so find the Jan/Feb one on the outside

Dec.28/24

New Topical Runoff:
No Surprises, Please: 2024 Review

Dec.14/24

New big novella:
Expensive Pennies

Nov.29/24

New Considering theVisual Article:
Citizen Kane's Long Dominance

Nov.7/24

Nov/Dec Tarana Ding Dong issue is loose in the world, so
here's the Sept/Oct issue

Oct.28/24

Larry's Wad: The 2024 Election: The Thing With Darkest Timelines...

Oct.14/24

New video game article:
Tears for Tears, Echoes upon Echoes

Sept.28/24

New short story: Mourning Point

Sept.14/24

The world holds the Sept/Oct issue of Tarana Ding Dong, and
the July/Aug issue is here

Aug.28/24

New Topical Runoff:
Ineffective Altruism

Aug.14/24

New When Jokes Die: Ain't it the Truth?

July.28/24

New
Here's a Thought

July.14/24

The
May/June Tarana Ding Dong issue is here, so go outside to find the July/Aug

June.28/24

New video game article:
From (Software) Dark Ring to Elden Souls

June.14/28

New short story:
Name of Names

May.28/24

New Larry's Wad article:
Protest...Now? Then?

May.14/24

May/June Tarana Ding Dong in the world, the
March/April issue is right here

April.28/24

New Sound Checks:
The Background (Music) Comes Forward

April.14/24

New Topical Runoff:
Everyone's an Artist, And No One Can Afford It

Mar.28/24

Another new AI article, sensibly titled
The Second AI Article






(there's been semi-monthly upates since 2006, but we just don't list them all here)

 

Timetables Coming Soon!

(in the meantime, why dontcha wander down to your closest intercity rail system station and ask for the first ticket out your jerkwater berg?)

 

 

CEREBRAL MUNITIONS!

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Hey, another book is ready in some sense. Short stories this time. $5. Available now at our page at lulu.com.

ANOTHER NEW SHORT STORY COLLECTION. FROM 2022. FRESH.

OH GOD, WHY THIS: THE LIVES AND TIMINGS OF PISSQUICK MCSHITTLEDICK

STOP SCRATCHING YOUR BACK AND START WORKING YOUR EYES, because this horrid book is now available for $5 at lulu.com and other places. Clods!

 

The Beach Journal (remember?) is available for purchase in ebook form (wave of the future, you crafty bastards) through our page at lulu.com. For $5. Go have a drink to celebrate.

BOOK: BORING MADNESS

And because we haven't been sitting on our asses (actually we made this sitting on our asses), here's a full length novel. You can buy it at lulu.com for $5 or something like that..

Another urban legend laid to rest. All twenty six are present and accounted for. And no, we did not maul a 'u' to create the 'j'.

 

 

 

 

   

"WEALTHY ACCUSATIONS AND POOR DEFENCES"

It's another short story collection, available on lulu.com for around $5. Weird stuff, but that's to be expected 'round these parts. Right?.

 

 

things that could make this website better:
-shiner graphics
-ads that encourage you to shoot the duck, catch the fly, lasso the cow, feed the monkey, denounce the racist, etc. so you can win an iPod
-lesbians (obviously)
-a conservative columnist
-coupons for your local grocery store
-explosions (only ones with fire. And actually, that reminds us of a giant explosion in Die Hard 2 where this plane is deliberately given incorrect altitude information by terrorists so it crashes in a massive fireball, despite the fact that the fuel tanks are nearly empty, which is acknowledged by the pilots, the terrorists, and the airport personnel)


things we promise to work on in this year:
-potty training (don't worry, we'll videotape it)
-grammar lessons
-reuniting the czech and slovak republics (of course the capital will still be Prague)
-less references to nineties action movie sequels
-something more family friendly. like incest jokes. and perhaps taking an unusual stand on gay adoption.
-we'll finally get to the bottom of whether soft drugs truly are softer than their supposedly 'harder' counterparts

The top photo is cancer. The photo below is not.

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