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THE LIVES AND TIMINGS OF PISSQUICK MCSHITTLEDICK

STOP SCRATCHING YOUR BACK AND START WORKING YOUR EYES, because this horrid book is now available for $5 at lulu.com and other places. Clods!

 

 

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Aw, dangs, another short story collection incoming!!

TRIPLE SIDED TAPE

 

You didn't think it would happen, but buy it on lulu.com for $5  (or other fancy e-book sites)right now!

July.28/21

New short story:
Other People's Restaurant Conversations

July.14/21

New July/August Tarana Ding Dong is in the slowly vaccinating world, so the
May/June issue is right here

June.28/21

The very final addition to the Zelda series of articles, we promise:
The Legend of Zelda and its place within the history of video games - Appendicies

June.14/21

New Soundchecks:
The Forgotten One, Standing in the Shadows of Giants: Radiohead's Amnesiac

May.28/21

The fourth and final main addition to the Zelda series is here:
The Legend of Zelda and its place within the history of video games - Part Four

May.14/21

The
March/April Tarana Ding Dong is here, so the May/June issue is out in the wide world

April.28/21

New short story:
Found in Translation

April.14/21

Just not in time for easter. A Larry's Wad article:
Jesus is a Great Idea

Mar.28/21

Another addition to the Big Zelda series:
The Legend of Zelda and its place within the history of video games - Part Three

Mar.14/21

The Jan/Feb Tarana Ding Dong
is right here, so the new March/April issue is out loose in the wide world

Feb.28/21

New Topical Runoff:
The Two Morrisons - Looking at Toni and Grant

Feb.14/21

New
Here's a Thought for all you thinkers here

Jan.28/21

Continuation of New Big Exhibit:
The Legend of Zelda and its place within the history of video games - Part Two

Jan.14/21

Jan/Feb Tarana Ding Dong out on earth, so the
Nov/Dec issue is in here

Dec.28/20

The
2020 Review in here in Larry's Wad

Dec.14/20

Another short story collection is crashing into reality:
Triple Sided Tape

Nov.28/20

New Big Exhibit:
The Legend of Zelda and its place within the history of video games - Part One

Nov.14/20

The Nov/Dec Tarana Ding Dong issue is out and about, and the
Sept/Oct issue is quarantining here

Oct.28/20

New Topical Runoff:
The 2020 US Election: [insert expletive here]

Oct.14/20

New Considering the Visual article:
I'm Thinking of Ending Things...

Sept.28/20

New short story:
Living on the Takeout

Sept.14/20

Find the
July/August Tarana Ding Dong issue here, because the Sept/Oct issue is outside

Aug.28/20

New Larry's Wad:
What is 'Now' Now? The Covid-19 Article

Aug.14/20

Some new low-quality
Comics

July.28/20

New Summer
Here's a Thought right here

July/14/20

New July/August Taran Ding Dong issue is safely distancing around the world, but
the May/June issue is right here

June.28/20

New Topical Runoff:
If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next

June.14/20

New short story:
Cheating In the Water

May.28/20

New Sound Checks:
The Rolling Stones' ME Decade

May.14/28

The May/June issue of Tarana Ding Dong will be slowly rolling out into actual world (really), and the
March/April issue is here

April.28/20

New
Video Game-centric 'Here's a Thought'

April.14/20

New Larry's Wad: The Future of Killing People

Mar.28/20

New Short Story:
Ruminations on Power and Cheap Chicken

Mar.14/20

January/February Tarana Ding Dong
is right here because the March/April issue is out and about

Feb.28/20

New
Mumblings for the first time in quite a while

Feb.14/20

New
Here's a Thought

Jan.28/20

Oh hey, another Star Wars article:
Star Wars 9th Symphony

Jan.14/20:

New year, new January/February issue of Tarana Ding Dong in the world, the
Nov/Dec issue is here

Dec.28/19:

New Topical Runoff:
2019 Review

Dec.12/19

Here is the
2010s Cultural Wrap Up

Nov.28/19

New short Story:
The Alarm Went Off In December

Nov.14/19

Here's the Sept/Oct issue of Tarana Ding Dong, and the new Nov/Dec is out and about

Oct.28/19

New Considering The Visual:
Pulp Fiction - 25 Years On, and Joker - 25 Days On

Oct.14/19

New Larry's Wad:
The 2019 Election

Sept.28/19

New Topical Runoff:
Why Does Racism and Bigotry Persist?

Sept.14/19

The July/August issue of
Tarana Ding Dong is right here, so the Sept/Oct issue is out in public

Aug.28/19

All New short story:
There I Was a Doctor

Aug.13/19

New Larry's Wad:
Even Communism Looks Good on Paper

July.28/19

New Summer 2019 'Here's a Thought'
right here

July.14/19

The July/August Tarana Ding Dong issue is in the world, so the
MayJune issue is right here

June.28/19

We wrote another book somehow,
The Lives and Timings of Pissquick McShittledick. Oh well.



(there's been biweekly upates since 2006, but we just don't list them all here)

 

Timetables Coming Soon!

(in the meantime, why dontcha wander down to your closest intercity rail system station and ask for the first ticket out your jerkwater berg?)

 

 

CEREBRAL MUNITIONS!

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Hey, another book is ready in some sense. Short stories this time. $5. Available now at our page at lulu.com.

BOOK: BORING MADNESS

And because we haven't been sitting on our asses (actually we made this sitting on our asses), here's a full length novel. You can buy it at lulu.com for $5 or something like that..

 

Bathrooms remain out of service

The Beach Journal (remember?) is available for purchase in ebook form (wave of the future, you crafty bastards) through our page at lulu.com. For $5. Go have a drink to celebrate.

"WEALTHY ACCUSATIONS AND POOR DEFENCES"

It's another short story collection, available on lulu.com for around $5. Weird stuff, but that's to be expected 'round these parts. Right?.

Another urban legend laid to rest. All twenty six are present and accounted for. And no, we did not maul a 'u' to create the 'j'.

 

 

 

This spot was supposed to hype up another section of this site, but why should we do all the work? Start clicking wildly, lazybones.

In the meantime, here's a polar bear:

 

 

While we do not necessarily hold the views of the scrawl to the left (a world without freedom of expression and chili fries is not a world anyone should be forced to live in), we can't help wondering if our species would be better off still living in caves and being victim of run-by stonings and saber-toothed tiger attacks instead of being subject to greenhouse gases and way too many unstable people with high powered rifles (although one had much less choice in TV programming back then, that's for sure).

A skit inspired by the photo.

 

 

things that could make this website better:
-shiner graphics
-ads that encourage you to shoot the duck, catch the fly, lasso the cow, feed the monkey, denounce the racist, etc. so you can win an iPod
-lesbians (obviously)
-a conservative columnist
-coupons for your local grocery store
-explosions (only ones with fire. And actually, that reminds us of a giant explosion in Die Hard 2 where this plane is deliberately given incorrect altitude information by terrorists so it crashes in a massive fireball, despite the fact that the fuel tanks are nearly empty, which is acknowledged by the pilots, the terrorists, and the airport personnel)


things we promise to work on in this year:
-potty training (don't worry, we'll videotape it)
-grammar lessons
-reuniting the czech and slovak republics (of course the capital will still be Prague)
-less references to nineties action movie sequels
-something more family friendly. like incest jokes. and perhaps taking an unusual stand on gay adoption.
-we'll finally get to the bottom of whether soft drugs truly are softer than their supposedly 'harder' counterparts

The top photo is cancer. The photo below is not.

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