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Aw, dangs, another all new short story collection (recommended by the chef) incoming!!

TRIPLE SIDED TAPE

 

You didn't think it would happen, but buy it on lulu.com for $5  (or other fancy e-book sites)right now!

 

 

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BOOK: BORING MADNESS

And because we haven't been sitting on our asses (actually we made this sitting on our asses), here's a full length novel. You can buy it at lulu.com for $5 or something like that..

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Feb.14/24

New
Here's a Thought

Jan.28/24

New Considering the Visual article:
How Has Hayao Miyazaki Lived?

Jan.14/24

Jan/Feb Tarana Ding Dong in the cold world, so this is
the Nov/Dec issue link

Dec.28/23

New
Topical Runoff: 2023 Review

Dec.14/23

New Larry's Wad:
De-Growth

Nov.28/23

New Video Game Bits article

Nov.14/23

Tarana Ding Dong's Nov/Dec issue is outside, so the
Sept/Oct issue is inside here

Oct.28/23

New Sound Checks: Wanderlust - The Beatles in the 80s

Oct.14/23

New short story: Gate 29...A

Sept.28/23

5 new Comics, whether you deserve them or not

Sept.14/23

Here is the July/August issue of Tarana Ding Dong, so the Sept/Oct is out in the world

Aug.28/23

New Topical Run-Off:
Land Ho's

Aug.14/23

The review of
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

July.28/23

It's a sweaty summer, so here's a
Here's a Thought

July.14/23

New July/August Tarana Ding Dong is outside, so
the May/June issue is inside

June.28/23

New Sound Checks:
Lil Yachty, King Gizzard, Swans and the Enduring Legacy of Psychedelic Music

June.14/23

New short story:
The Girl With the Controls

May.28/23

Okay, now here's a full length
Legend of Zelda movie script, because yup

May.14/23

The May/June Tarana Ding Dong is outside, and
the Mar/Apr issue is not outside

Apr.26/23

New Video Game article:
The Legend of Waiting for the Upcoming Zelda Game

Apr.14/23

Larry's Wad is here with:
AI - It's Going to Fix and Ruin Everything

Mar.28/23

New Considering the Visual article:
2001 - A Space Odyssey's Plea for Delayed Gratification

Mar.14/23

The March/April Tarana Ding Dong is out there, so
the Jan/Feb issue is in here

Feb.28/23

New cheery
Topical Runoff: Fight for the Environment - Shot or Poisoned

Feb.14/23

New mumblings for the first time in a long time

Jan.28/23

New
Here's a Thought right here

Jan.14/23

Nov/Dec
Tarana Ding Dong issue  is right here, so the Jan/Feb is in the outside 

Dec.28/22

Oh goody, Larry's Wad has the
2022 Review

Dec.14/22

Whoo. New collection of short stories available:
Now It's All City

Nov.28/22

New Video Game article:
Press X to Doubt: The Challenges of the Video Game Movie Adaptation

Nov.14/22

The Sept/Oct issue of
Tarana Ding Dong is right here, so the Nov/Dec issue is out there

Oct.28/22

New Sound Checks article:
Ballad of a Middle Aged Man - Bob Dylan in the 1980s

Oct.14/22

New Topical Runoff article:
Faking Crypto-Gasms

Sept.28/22

New Consider the Visual:
Star Wars Again, Again...Again

Sept.15(!?)/22

Find the Sept/Oct issue of Tarana Ding Dong outside, so the
July/Aug issue is inside

Aug.28/22

Larry's Wad offers up
Ashes to Ashes: The Current War in Europe

Aug.14/22

5 New Comics. That's it!

July.28/22

A hot summer deserves a hot
Here's a Thought - July 2022

July.14/22

The
May/June issue of Tarana Ding Dong is here, so find the July/August one in the world

June.28/22

New short story:
Discord at the Unplanned Obsolescence Protest

June.14/22

Some stuff on
Science and Numbers and Such in Topical Runoff

May.28/22

New Sound Checks article:
Smiling on the Outside - May Music Releases

May.14/22

The May/June Tarana Ding Dong issue is outside, so the
March/April one is inside

April.28/22

New video game article (
The Curious Case of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2) in the new video game article section

April.14/22

New Larry's Wad: I
f You Take the Money, You are the Money

Mar.28/22

New short story:
All About Cream

Mar.14/22

There's a
Jan/Feb Tarana Ding Dong issue here because the March/April one is outside

Feb.28/22

New Sound Checks:
Heavy Metal - Live It Or Fuck Off

Feb.14/22

Because the season just ended:
Sports-Ball Review in Topical Runoff

Jan.28/22

It's cold, so here's the January edition of
Here's a Thought

Jan.14/22

Jan/Feb Tarana Ding Dong issue is in the cold world, so the
Nov/Dec issue is here

Dec.28/21

New Larry's Wad:
2021 Review

Dec.14/21

New short story:
Dog Days

Nov.28/21

First time in a while, new 'When Jokes Die' article:
Dave Chappelle's Complicated Closer Comedy Conundrum

Nov.14/21

The Nov/Dec issue of Tarana Ding Dong is out, so the
Sept/Oct issue is right here

Oct.28/21

New Considering the Visual article:
We are Completely Dune-d

Oct.14/21

New Sound Checks:
Built to Last - The Grateful Dead in the Nineteen Eighties

Sept.28/21

New Topical Runoff:
Like a Bird on a Wire- The 2021 Federal Election

Sept.14/21

There's the
July/August issue of Tarana Ding Dong is here, so the Sept/Oct one is all over

Aug.28/21

New skit:
The Slighlty Rude Adventures of Diana the Moon Goddess and a Plastic Bag

Aug.14/21

In this 2021 summer heat,
Here's a Thought

July.28/21

New short story:
Other People's Restaurant Conversations

July.14/21

New July/August Tarana Ding Dong is in the slowly vaccinating world, so the
May/June issue is right here





(there's been semi-monthly upates since 2006, but we just don't list them all here)

 

Timetables Coming Soon!

(in the meantime, why dontcha wander down to your closest intercity rail system station and ask for the first ticket out your jerkwater berg?)

 

 

CEREBRAL MUNITIONS!

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Hey, another book is ready in some sense. Short stories this time. $5. Available now at our page at lulu.com.

ANOTHER NEW SHORT STORY COLLECTION. FROM 2022. FRESH.

OH GOD, WHY THIS: THE LIVES AND TIMINGS OF PISSQUICK MCSHITTLEDICK

STOP SCRATCHING YOUR BACK AND START WORKING YOUR EYES, because this horrid book is now available for $5 at lulu.com and other places. Clods!

 

The Beach Journal (remember?) is available for purchase in ebook form (wave of the future, you crafty bastards) through our page at lulu.com. For $5. Go have a drink to celebrate.

"WEALTHY ACCUSATIONS AND POOR DEFENCES"

It's another short story collection, available on lulu.com for around $5. Weird stuff, but that's to be expected 'round these parts. Right?.

Another urban legend laid to rest. All twenty six are present and accounted for. And no, we did not maul a 'u' to create the 'j'.

 

 

 

This spot was supposed to hype up another section of this site, but why should we do all the work? Start clicking wildly, lazybones.

In the meantime, here's a polar bear:

 

 

While we do not necessarily hold the views of the scrawl to the left (a world without freedom of expression and chili fries is not a world anyone should be forced to live in), we can't help wondering if our species would be better off still living in caves and being victim of run-by stonings and saber-toothed tiger attacks instead of being subject to greenhouse gases and way too many unstable people with high powered rifles (although one had much less choice in TV programming back then, that's for sure).

A skit inspired by the photo.

 

 

things that could make this website better:
-shiner graphics
-ads that encourage you to shoot the duck, catch the fly, lasso the cow, feed the monkey, denounce the racist, etc. so you can win an iPod
-lesbians (obviously)
-a conservative columnist
-coupons for your local grocery store
-explosions (only ones with fire. And actually, that reminds us of a giant explosion in Die Hard 2 where this plane is deliberately given incorrect altitude information by terrorists so it crashes in a massive fireball, despite the fact that the fuel tanks are nearly empty, which is acknowledged by the pilots, the terrorists, and the airport personnel)


things we promise to work on in this year:
-potty training (don't worry, we'll videotape it)
-grammar lessons
-reuniting the czech and slovak republics (of course the capital will still be Prague)
-less references to nineties action movie sequels
-something more family friendly. like incest jokes. and perhaps taking an unusual stand on gay adoption.
-we'll finally get to the bottom of whether soft drugs truly are softer than their supposedly 'harder' counterparts

The top photo is cancer. The photo below is not.

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