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BORING MADNESS

And because we haven't been sitting on our asses (actually we made this sitting on our asses), here's a full length novel. You can buy it at lulu.com for $5 or something like that..

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"WEALTHY ACCUSATIONS AND POOR DEFENCES"

It's another short story collection, available on lulu.com for around $5. Weird stuff, but that's to be expected 'round these parts. Right?.

June.14/19

New article in the usually quiet 'My Facebook Profile Has a Drinking Profile' Exhibit

May.28/19

New short story:
Last Pants

May.14/`19

New Tarana Ding Dong (May/June) is outside, so the
March/April issue is inside

April.28/19

New Sound Checks:
Early 2019 Music Stuff

April.14/19

New Topical Runoff: We Need  to Talk About
Climate Change and Deadly Diseases

March.28/19

New 'Considering the Visual' Article:
The Matrix Trilogy was right about everything (and most of it isn't very good)

March.14/19

Since the Jan/Feb Tarana Ding Dong is
right here, the March/ April issue is out in the wild

Feb.28/19

New short story:
The Sometimes Machine

Feb.14/19

New
Here's a Thought

Jan.28/19

NewL
arry's Wad:

The Pittsburgh Steelers' 2018 Season as a Hyperbolic Microcosm for Everything Going Wrong in Modern Society



Jan.14/19

New year, Jan/Feb Tarana Ding Dong out in the world, the issue from
Nov/Dec right here

Dec.28/18

New Topical Runoff:
2018 Review

Dec.14/18

New
Variations on a Theme: Again

Nov.28/18

New skit, aptly titled
A Different Christmas Skit

Nov.14/18

Here be the Sept/Oct issue of Tarana Ding Dong, so the Nov/Dec issue must be out in the world
 
Oct.28/18

New Larry's Wad:
Science Through Video Games

Oct.14/18

New Topical Runoff:
The Middle Class is About to Die

Sept.28/18

New Considering the Visual article:
"So Here's the Plan..."

Sept.14/18

Sept/Oct issue of Tarana Ding Dong is out in the world, so the
July/August issue is here

Aug.28/18

New short story:
XD rest s

Aug.14/18

New Soundchecks article:
Kanye Eats Everything/ Sleep Smokes Everything/ Everything Sounds Like Everything Else

July.28/18

Here's a Thought for July of this still bananas year

July.14/18

The May/June Tarana Ding Dong is
right here, so the Jul/August issue is available worldwide

June.28/18

New Larry's Wad:
What Do We Do With Populism Now?

June.14/18

New short film sceenplay:
Coffee on the Tracks

May.28/18

New Topical Runoff piece:
We've Lost the Internet

May.14/18
New May/June Tarana Ding Dong in the world, so the
March/April issue is right here

April.28/18

New Larry's Wad article on the
Nintendo Labo right here

April.14/18

New short story:
Hit the Plane Down


Mar.30/18

 New Sound Checks article: Vaporwave and McCartney

Mar.9/18

New March-April Tarana Ding Dong in the world, so Jan/Feb issue here

Feb.28/18

New Topical Runoff: Our Own Existence After the Discovery of Alien Life

Feb.14/18

New Considering the Visual: Okay, now we can talk about The Last Jedi

Jan.31/2018

New Here's a Thought for the first half of this unpredictable year

Jan.17/2018

New short story: My Robot in the Cupboard

Jan.9/18

Here's scans of the Nov/Dec Tarana Ding Dong, because new the Jan/Feb issue is out there

Dec.28/17

New Topical Runoff: 2017 Review

Dec.14/17

New Mumblings for the end of this misbegotten year

Nov.30/17

New short story: Lost Between the Teeth

Nov.16/17

New Considering the Visual: Conjuring Monty Python Today

Nov.8/17

Nov/Dec Tarana Ding Dong is out in the world, so here's the Sept/Oct issue

Oct.29/17

4 New Comics. We haven't done them for awhile.

Oct.14/17

New Larry's Wad: The Rising Costs of Free Speech

Sept.30/17

Another New Sound Checks: 'Within Arms' Length' - Whatever Liars Are Now, They're Back

Sept.16/17

New Sound Checks: Coming Up, Sustaining, Coming Back - The War on Drugs, Arcade Fire, LCD Soundsystem

Sept.7/17

Sept/Oct issue of Tarana Ding Dong is out in the world, so the July/Aug issue is right here

The Beach Journal (remember?) is available for purchase in ebook form (wave of the future, you crafty bastards) through our page at lulu.com. For $5. Go have a drink to celebrate.

 

 

CEREBRAL MUNITIONS!

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Hey, another book is ready in some sense. Short stories this time. $5. Available now at our page at lulu.com.

This wonderful digital book of brain-cracked poetry is almost available for mega-purchase.

Click HERE because you are a good, cultured uber man (or woman) wanting more information.

Timetables Coming Soon!

(in the meantime, why dontcha wander down to your closest intercity rail system station and ask for the first ticket out your jerkwater berg?)

Tarana Ding Dong is our 'zine.

(wow, it really looks like shit when shrunk down)

This spot was supposed to hype up another section of this site, but why should we do all the work? Start clicking wildly, lazybones.

In the meantime, here's a polar bear:

Another urban legend laid to rest. All twenty six are present and accounted for. And no, we did not maul a 'u' to create the 'j'.

 

 

 

See, originally we were going to start a webpage of just stuff like this, but you'd be surprised how few sexually suggestive body parts there truly are. I mean, has anyone really seen a Fallopian  tube?

"Oh, sir! That's funnier than a vegetable that has grown into a rude and amusing shape!" - Private Baldrick, Blackadder

 

 

While we do not necessarily hold the views of the scrawl to the left (a world without freedom of expression and chili fries is not a world anyone should be forced to live in), we can't help wondering if our species would be better off still living in caves and being victim of run-by stonings and saber-toothed tiger attacks instead of being subject to greenhouse gases and way too many unstable people with high powered rifles (although one had much less choice in TV programming back then, that's for sure).

A skit inspired by the photo.

 

 

things that could make this website better:
-shiner graphics
-ads that encourage you to shoot the duck, catch the fly, lasso the cow, feed the monkey, denounce the racist, etc. so you can win an iPod
-lesbians (obviously)
-a conservative columnist
-coupons for your local grocery store
-explosions (only ones with fire. And actually, that reminds us of a giant explosion in Die Hard 2 where this plane is deliberately given incorrect altitude information by terrorists so it crashes in a massive fireball, despite the fact that the fuel tanks are nearly empty, which is acknowledged by the pilots, the terrorists, and the airport personnel)


things we promise to work on in this year:
-potty training (don't worry, we'll videotape it)
-grammar lessons
-reuniting the czech and slovak republics (of course the capital will still be Prague)
-less references to nineties action movie sequels
-something more family friendly. like incest jokes. and perhaps taking an unusual stand on gay adoption.
-we'll finally get to the bottom of whether soft drugs truly are softer than their supposedly 'harder' counterparts

The top photo is cancer. The photo below is not.

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