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And because we haven't been sitting on our asses (actually we made this sitting on our asses), here's a full length novel. You can buy it at lulu.com for $5 or something like that.. |
Prop "WEALTHY ACCUSATIONS AND POOR EXCUSES"
It's another short story collection, available on lulu.com for around $5. Weird stuff, but that's to be expected 'round these parts. Right?. |
July.17/17 New Here's a Thought July.5/17 Here is the May/June Tarana Ding Dong Issue, which means the July/August issue is roaming free. June.28/17 New Topical Runoff: Your Nation's Birthday and Other Political Diversions June/14/17 New Larry's Wad: The Looming Peril of corporate Governance May.31/`17 New short story collection (Wealthy Accusations and Poor Excuses) is available on our lulu.com page (and other spots like ibooks and amazon digi-thingy) May.17/17 New Sound Checks article: Some Important 21st Century Albums May.10/17 New May/June Tarana Ding Dong issue out in the world, the March/April issue is right here April.28/17 New article (President Shmesident) in new Exhibit Section (Unfollowing the Leader) April.14/17 New short story: A Lesson in Conversion Mar.31/17 New Topical Runoff: A Breath of the Wild a Glimpse of the Future Mar.17/17 The internet is still a thing. Here's an article on Internet Outrage Mar.7/17 March/February Tarana Ding Dong exists in the physical world, so the Jan/Feb issue exists digitally right here Feb.28/17 New skits: 4 Skits on Fascism Feb.14/17 New Sound Checks: Street Fighting Folks Jan.31/17 Here's some Here's a Thought - January 2017 Jan.17/17 New short story: Rain Dance Circles Jan.8/17 Jan/Feb 2017 Tarana Ding Dong is out in this cold, cold world alone, so the Nov/Dec issue is here Dec.30/16 New Topical Runoff: 2016 Review Dec.15/16 Late 2016 Mumblings, just in time for a bleak looking winter Nov.30/16 New Larry's Wad: Fallout - The 2016 Presidential Election Result Nov.16/16 New Sound Checks about a dearly departed icon: Oh Leonard Nov.6/16 November/December Tarana Ding Dong is in the world, the Sept/Oct issue is right here Oct.28/16 New Topical Runoff: Nobody Will Like the Next President - That's a Huge Problem for Democracy Oct.14/16 New Sound Checks: Hip-Hop Gets Grungy Sept.30/16 New skit: A Decent Proposal with a Twist Sept.16/16 New Larry's Wad: Elitism (Oh yeah, that thing) Sept.7/2016 Digital July/August Tarana Ding Dong here, physical September/October issue out walking the streets Aug.28/2016 New short story: Little Green Wizard Aug.14/2016 New Larry's Wad: Populism (Oh yeah, that thing) July.31/2016 Mid-year Mumblings. Huzzah! July.17/2016 New Here's a Thought for the summer July.6/2016 The May/June Tarana Ding Dong is right here, so the July/August issue is in the world June.28/2016 New Topical Runoff: Not Caring About the Mossack-Fonseca (Panama) Papers June.14/2016 Ask the Mystery Doctor: Hot as Hell Edition May.31/2016 New short story: Brainfeeder May.17/2016 Sound Checks: HURRY UP PLEASE IT'S TIME (A Moon Shaped Pool Review) May.7/2016 The May/June Tarana Ding Dong issue exists, so you can see the March/April one right here April.28/2016 Sound Checks: Prince Has Ascended and Pablo Has Landed April.14/16 New update to 'Variations on a Theme' Exhibit: It was a Dark and Stormy... Mar.31/16 New update to the 'Pointless Societal Labelling' Exhibit: Beyond the Millennials... Generation Z Mar.17/16 New Larry's Wad: The Public and The Private Mar.7/16 New March/April Tarana Ding Dong is all over. Jan/Feb issue right here Feb.28/16 New short story: The Trio of Lovely Girls Feb.14/16 New Topical Runoff: Soylent - Life Imitating Art, Unfortunately Jan.31/16 A new year, a new Here's a Thought Jan.17/16 Sound Checks thing on the Thin White Duke: David Bowie is Dead Jan.10/2016 New Jan/Feb Tarana Ding Dong in the outside world, so the Nov/Dec issue is inside here |
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The Beach Journal (remember?) is available for purchase in ebook form (wave of the future, you crafty bastards) through our page at lulu.com. Go have a drink to celebrate.
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Hey, another book is ready in some sense. Short stories this time. Available now at our page at lulu.com. |
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This wonderful digital book of brain-cracked poetry is almost available for mega-purchase. Click HERE because you are a good, cultured uber man (or woman) wanting more information. |
Timetables Coming Soon! (in the meantime, why dontcha wander down to your closest intercity rail system station and ask for the first ticket out your jerkwater berg?)
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Tarana Ding Dong is our 'zine.
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This spot was supposed to hype up another section of this site, but why should we do all the work? Start clicking wildly, lazybones. In the
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rest. All twenty six are present and accounted for. And no, we did not
maul a 'u' to create the 'j'.
See, originally we were going to start a webpage of just stuff like this, but you'd be surprised how few sexually suggestive body parts there truly are. I mean, has anyone really seen a Fallopian tube? "Oh, sir! That's funnier than a vegetable that has grown into a rude and amusing shape!" - Private Baldrick, Blackadder
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While we do not necessarily hold the views of the scrawl to the left (a world without freedom of expression and chili fries is not a world anyone should be forced to live in), we can't help wondering if our species would be better off still living in caves and being victim of run-by stonings and saber-toothed tiger attacks instead of being subject to greenhouse gases and way too many unstable people with high powered rifles (although one had much less choice in TV programming back then, that's for sure).
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