Aw, dangs, another all new short story collection (recommended by the chef) incoming!!
You didn't think it would happen, but buy it on lulu.com for $5 (or other fancy e-book sites)right now!
BOOK: BORING MADNESS
And because we haven't been sitting on our asses (actually we made this sitting on our asses), here's a full length novel. You can buy it at lulu.com for $5 or something like that..
The March/April Tarana Ding Dong is out there, so the Jan/Feb issue is in here
New cheery Topical Runoff: Fight for the Environment - Shot or Poisoned
New mumblings for the first time in a long time
New Here's a Thought right here
Nov/Dec Tarana Ding Dong issue is right here, so the Jan/Feb is in the outside
Oh goody, Larry's Wad has the 2022 Review
Whoo. New collection of short stories available: Now It's All City
New Video Game article: Press X to Doubt: The Challenges of the Video Game Movie Adaptation
The Sept/Oct issue of Tarana Ding Dong is right here, so the Nov/Dec issue is out there
New Sound Checks article: Ballad of a Middle Aged Man - Bob Dylan in the 1980s
New Topical Runoff article: Faking Crypto-Gasms
New Consider the Visual: Star Wars Again, Again...Again
Find the Sept/Oct issue of Tarana Ding Dong outside, so the July/Aug issue is inside
Larry's Wad offers up Ashes to Ashes: The Current War in Europe
5 New Comics. That's it!
A hot summer deserves a hot Here's a Thought - July 2022
The May/June issue of Tarana Ding Dong is here, so find the July/August one in the world
New short story: Discord at the Unplanned Obsolescence Protest
Some stuff on Science and Numbers and Such in Topical Runoff
New Sound Checks article: Smiling on the Outside - May Music Releases
The May/June Tarana Ding Dong issue is outside, so the March/April one is inside
New video game article (The Curious Case of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2) in the new video game article section
New Larry's Wad: If You Take the Money, You are the Money
New short story: All About Cream
There's a Jan/Feb Tarana Ding Dong issue here because the March/April one is outside
New Sound Checks: Heavy Metal - Live It Or Fuck Off
Because the season just ended: Sports-Ball Review in Topical Runoff
It's cold, so here's the January edition of Here's a Thought
Jan/Feb Tarana Ding Dong issue is in the cold world, so the Nov/Dec issue is here
New Larry's Wad: 2021 Review
New short story: Dog Days
First time in a while, new 'When Jokes Die' article: Dave Chappelle's Complicated Closer Comedy Conundrum
The Nov/Dec issue of Tarana Ding Dong is out, so the Sept/Oct issue is right here
New Considering the Visual article: We are Completely Dune-d
New Sound Checks: Built to Last - The Grateful Dead in the Nineteen Eighties
New Topical Runoff: Like a Bird on a Wire- The 2021 Federal Election
There's the July/August issue of Tarana Ding Dong is here, so the Sept/Oct one is all over
New skit: The Slighlty Rude Adventures of Diana the Moon Goddess and a Plastic Bag
In this 2021 summer heat, Here's a Thought
New short story: Other People's Restaurant Conversations
New July/August Tarana Ding Dong is in the slowly vaccinating world, so the May/June issue is right here
(there's been semi-monthly upates since 2006, but we just don't list them all here)
Timetables Coming Soon!
(in the meantime, why dontcha wander down to your closest intercity rail system station and ask for the first ticket out your jerkwater berg?)
Hey, another book is ready in some sense. Short stories this time. $5. Available now at our page at lulu.com.
ANOTHER NEW SHORT STORY COLLECTION. FROM 2022. FRESH.
OH GOD, WHY THIS: THE LIVES AND TIMINGS OF PISSQUICK MCSHITTLEDICK
STOP SCRATCHING YOUR BACK AND START WORKING YOUR EYES, because this horrid book is now available for $5 at lulu.com and other places. Clods!
The Beach Journal (remember?) is available for purchase in ebook form (wave of the future, you crafty bastards) through our page at lulu.com. For $5. Go have a drink to celebrate.
"WEALTHY ACCUSATIONS AND POOR DEFENCES"
It's another short story collection, available on lulu.com for around $5. Weird stuff, but that's to be expected 'round these parts. Right?.
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rest. All twenty six are present and accounted for. And no, we did not
maul a 'u' to create the 'j'.
This spot was supposed to hype up another section of this site, but why should we do all the work? Start clicking wildly, lazybones.
In the meantime, here's a polar bear:
While we do not necessarily hold the views of the scrawl to the left (a world without freedom of expression and chili fries is not a world anyone should be forced to live in), we can't help wondering if our species would be better off still living in caves and being victim of run-by stonings and saber-toothed tiger attacks instead of being subject to greenhouse gases and way too many unstable people with high powered rifles (although one had much less choice in TV programming back then, that's for sure).
that could make this website better:
The top photo is cancer. The photo below is not.
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