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BORING MADNESS

And because we haven't been sitting on our asses (actually we made this sitting on our asses), here's a full length novel. You can buy it at lulu.com for $5 or something like that..

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"WEALTHY ACCUSATIONS AND POOR EXCUSES"

It's another short story collection, available on lulu.com for around $5. Weird stuff, but that's to be expected 'round these parts. Right?.

Sept.16/17

New Soundchecks: Coming Up, Sustaining, Coming Back - The War on Drugs, Arcade Fire, LCD Soundsystem

Sept.7/17

Sept/Oct issue of Tarana Ding Dong is out in the world, so the July/Aug issue is right here

Aug.28/17

New short story: Inside the Orange Bear

Aug.14/17

New Considering the Visual: No Escaping Escapism

July.31/17

Midsummer Mumblings just in time for a good, annoying sweat

July.17/17

New Here's a Thought

July.5/17

Here is the May/June Tarana Ding Dong Issue, which means the July/August issue is roaming free.

June.28/17

New Topical Runoff: Your Nation's Birthday and Other Political Diversions

June/14/17

New Larry's Wad: The Looming Peril of corporate Governance

May.31/`17

New short story collection (Wealthy Accusations and Poor Excuses) is available on our lulu.com page (and other spots like ibooks and amazon digi-thingy)

May.17/17

New Sound Checks article: Some Important 21st Century Albums

May.10/17

New May/June Tarana Ding Dong issue out in the world, the March/April issue is right here

April.28/17

New article (President Shmesident) in new Exhibit Section (Unfollowing the Leader)

April.14/17

New short story: A Lesson in Conversion

Mar.31/17

New Topical Runoff: A Breath of the Wild a Glimpse of the Future

Mar.17/17

The internet is still a thing. Here's an article on Internet Outrage

Mar.7/17

March/February Tarana Ding Dong exists in the physical world, so the Jan/Feb issue exists digitally right here

Feb.28/17

New skits: 4 Skits on Fascism

Feb.14/17

New Sound Checks: Street Fighting Folks

Jan.31/17

Here's some Here's a Thought - January 2017

Jan.17/17

New short story: Rain Dance Circles

Jan.8/17

Jan/Feb 2017 Tarana Ding Dong is out in this cold, cold world alone, so the Nov/Dec issue is here

Dec.30/16

New Topical Runoff: 2016 Review

Dec.15/16

Late 2016 Mumblings, just in time for a bleak looking winter

Nov.30/16

New Larry's Wad: Fallout - The 2016 Presidential Election Result

Nov.16/16

New Sound Checks about a dearly departed icon: Oh Leonard

Nov.6/16

November/December Tarana Ding Dong is in the world, the Sept/Oct issue is right here

Oct.28/16

New Topical Runoff: Nobody Will Like the Next President - That's a Huge Problem for Democracy

Oct.14/16

New Sound Checks: Hip-Hop Gets Grungy

Sept.30/16

New skit: A Decent Proposal with a Twist

Sept.16/16

New Larry's Wad: Elitism (Oh yeah, that thing)

Sept.7/2016

Digital July/August Tarana Ding Dong here, physical September/October issue out walking the streets

Aug.28/2016

New short story: Little Green Wizard

Aug.14/2016

New Larry's Wad: Populism (Oh yeah, that thing)

July.31/2016

Mid-year Mumblings. Huzzah!

July.17/2016

New Here's a Thought for the summer

July.6/2016

The May/June Tarana Ding Dong is right here, so the July/August issue is in the world

June.28/2016

New Topical Runoff: Not Caring About the Mossack-Fonseca (Panama) Papers

June.14/2016

Ask the Mystery Doctor: Hot as Hell Edition

May.31/2016

New short story: Brainfeeder

May.17/2016

Sound Checks: HURRY UP PLEASE IT'S TIME (A Moon Shaped Pool Review)

May.7/2016

The May/June Tarana Ding Dong issue exists, so you can see the March/April one right here

April.28/2016

Sound Checks: Prince Has Ascended and Pablo Has Landed

April.14/16

New update to 'Variations on a Theme' Exhibit: It was a Dark and Stormy...

Mar.31/16

New update to the 'Pointless Societal Labelling' Exhibit: Beyond the Millennials... Generation Z

Mar.17/16

New Larry's Wad: The Public and The Private

Mar.7/16

New March/April Tarana Ding Dong is all over. Jan/Feb issue right here

Feb.28/16

New short story: The Trio of Lovely Girls

Feb.14/16

New Topical Runoff: Soylent - Life Imitating Art, Unfortunately

Jan.31/16

A new year, a new Here's a Thought

Jan.17/16

Sound Checks thing on the Thin White Duke: David Bowie is Dead

Jan.10/2016

New Jan/Feb Tarana Ding Dong in the outside world, so the Nov/Dec issue is inside here

The Beach Journal (remember?) is available for purchase in ebook form (wave of the future, you crafty bastards) through our page at lulu.com. Go have a drink to celebrate.

 

 

CEREBRAL MUNITIONS!

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Hey, another book is ready in some sense. Short stories this time. Available now at our page at lulu.com.

This wonderful digital book of brain-cracked poetry is almost available for mega-purchase.

Click HERE because you are a good, cultured uber man (or woman) wanting more information.

Timetables Coming Soon!

(in the meantime, why dontcha wander down to your closest intercity rail system station and ask for the first ticket out your jerkwater berg?)

Tarana Ding Dong is our 'zine.

(wow, it really looks like shit when shrunk down)

This spot was supposed to hype up another section of this site, but why should we do all the work? Start clicking wildly, lazybones.

In the meantime, here's a polar bear:

Another urban legend laid to rest. All twenty six are present and accounted for. And no, we did not maul a 'u' to create the 'j'.

 

 

 

See, originally we were going to start a webpage of just stuff like this, but you'd be surprised how few sexually suggestive body parts there truly are. I mean, has anyone really seen a Fallopian  tube?

"Oh, sir! That's funnier than a vegetable that has grown into a rude and amusing shape!" - Private Baldrick, Blackadder

 

 

While we do not necessarily hold the views of the scrawl to the left (a world without freedom of expression and chili fries is not a world anyone should be forced to live in), we can't help wondering if our species would be better off still living in caves and being victim of run-by stonings and saber-toothed tiger attacks instead of being subject to greenhouse gases and way too many unstable people with high powered rifles (although one had much less choice in TV programming back then, that's for sure).

A skit inspired by the photo.

 

 

things that could make this website better:
-shiner graphics
-ads that encourage you to shoot the duck, catch the fly, lasso the cow, feed the monkey, denounce the racist, etc. so you can win an iPod
-lesbians (obviously)
-a conservative columnist
-coupons for your local grocery store
-explosions (only ones with fire. And actually, that reminds us of a giant explosion in Die Hard 2 where this plane is deliberately given incorrect altitude information by terrorists so it crashes in a massive fireball, despite the fact that the fuel tanks are nearly empty, which is acknowledged by the pilots, the terrorists, and the airport personnel)


things we promise to work on in this year:
-potty training (don't worry, we'll videotape it)
-grammar lessons
-reuniting the czech and slovak republics (of course the capital will still be Prague)
-less references to nineties action movie sequels
-something more family friendly. like incest jokes. and perhaps taking an unusual stand on gay adoption.
-we'll finally get to the bottom of whether soft drugs truly are softer than their supposedly 'harder' counterparts

The top photo is cancer. The photo below is not.

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