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THE LIVES AND TIMINGS OF PISSQUICK MCSHITTLEDICK
STOP SCRATCHING YOUR BACK AND START WORKING YOUR EYES, because this book is now available for $5 at lulu.com and other places. Clods!
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Prop "WEALTHY ACCUSATIONS AND POOR DEFENCES"
It's another short story collection, available on lulu.com for around $5. Weird stuff, but that's to be expected 'round these parts. Right?. |
Aug.13/19 New Larry's Wad: Even Communism Looks Good on Paper July.28/19 New Summer 2019 'Here's a Thought' right here July.14/19 The July/August Tarana Ding Dong issue is in the world, so the MayJune issue is right here June.28/19 We wrote another book somehow, The Lives and Timings of Pissquick McShittledick. Oh well. June.14/19 New article in the usually quiet 'My Facebook Profile Has a Drinking Profile' Exhibit May.28/19 New short story: Last Pants May.14/`19 New Tarana Ding Dong (May/June) is outside, so the March/April issue is inside April.28/19 New Sound Checks: Early 2019 Music Stuff April.14/19 New Topical Runoff: We Need to Talk About Climate Change and Deadly Diseases March.28/19 New 'Considering the Visual' Article: The Matrix Trilogy was right about everything (and most of it isn't very good) March.14/19 Since the Jan/Feb Tarana Ding Dong is right here, the March/ April issue is out in the wild Feb.28/19 New short story: The Sometimes Machine Feb.14/19 New Here's a Thought Jan.28/19 NewLarry's Wad: Jan.14/19 New year, Jan/Feb Tarana Ding Dong out in the world, the issue from Nov/Dec right here Dec.28/18 New Topical Runoff: 2018 Review Dec.14/18 New Variations on a Theme: Again Nov.28/18 New skit, aptly titled A Different Christmas Skit Nov.14/18 Here be the Sept/Oct issue of Tarana Ding Dong, so the Nov/Dec issue must be out in the world Oct.28/18 New Larry's Wad: Science Through Video Games Oct.14/18 New Topical Runoff: The Middle Class is About to Die Sept.28/18 New Considering the Visual article: "So Here's the Plan..." Sept.14/18 Sept/Oct issue of Tarana Ding Dong is out in the world, so the July/August issue is here Aug.28/18 New short story: XD rest s Aug.14/18 New Soundchecks article: Kanye Eats Everything/ Sleep Smokes Everything/ Everything Sounds Like Everything Else July.28/18 Here's a Thought for July of this still bananas year July.14/18 The May/June Tarana Ding Dong is right here, so the Jul/August issue is available worldwide June.28/18 New Larry's Wad: What Do We Do With Populism Now? June.14/18 New short film sceenplay: Coffee on the Tracks May.28/18 New Topical Runoff piece: We've Lost the Internet May.14/18 New May/June Tarana Ding Dong in the world, so the March/April issue is right here April.28/18 New Larry's Wad article on the Nintendo Labo right here April.14/18 New short story: Hit the Plane Down Mar.30/18 New Sound Checks article: Vaporwave and McCartney Mar.9/18 New March-April Tarana Ding Dong in the world, so Jan/Feb issue here Feb.28/18 New Topical Runoff: Our Own Existence After the Discovery of Alien Life Feb.14/18 New Considering the Visual: Okay, now we can talk about The Last Jedi Jan.31/2018 New Here's a Thought for the first half of this unpredictable year Jan.17/2018 New short story: My Robot in the Cupboard Jan.9/18 Here's scans of the Nov/Dec Tarana Ding Dong, because new the Jan/Feb issue is out there Dec.28/17 New Topical Runoff: 2017 Review Dec.14/17 New Mumblings for the end of this misbegotten year Nov.30/17 New short story: Lost Between the Teeth Nov.16/17 New
Considering the Visual: Nov.8/17 Nov/Dec Tarana Ding Dong is out in the world, so here's the Sept/Oct issue Oct.29/17 4 New Comics. We haven't done them for awhile. Oct.14/17 New Larry's Wad: The Rising Costs of Free Speech Sept.30/17 Another New Sound Checks: 'Within Arms' Length' - Whatever Liars Are Now, They're Back Sept.16/17 New Sound Checks: Coming Up, Sustaining, Coming Back - The War on Drugs, Arcade Fire, LCD Soundsystem Sept.7/17 Sept/Oct issue of Tarana Ding Dong is out in the world, so the July/Aug issue is right here |
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BORING MADNESS
And because we haven't been sitting on our asses (actually we made this sitting on our asses), here's a full length novel. You can buy it at lulu.com for $5 or something like that..
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Hey, another book is ready in some sense. Short stories this time. $5. Available now at our page at lulu.com. |
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This wonderful digital book of brain-cracked poetry is almost available for mega-purchase. Click HERE because you are a good, cultured uber man (or woman) wanting more information. |
Timetables Coming Soon! (in the meantime, why dontcha wander down to your closest intercity rail system station and ask for the first ticket out your jerkwater berg?)
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The Beach Journal (remember?) is available for purchase in ebook form (wave of the future, you crafty bastards) through our page at lulu.com. For $5. Go have a drink to celebrate. |
This spot was supposed to hype up another section of this site, but why should we do all the work? Start clicking wildly, lazybones. In the
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rest. All twenty six are present and accounted for. And no, we did not
maul a 'u' to create the 'j'.
See, originally we were going to start a webpage of just stuff like this, but you'd be surprised how few sexually suggestive body parts there truly are. I mean, has anyone really seen a Fallopian tube? "Oh, sir! That's funnier than a vegetable that has grown into a rude and amusing shape!" - Private Baldrick, Blackadder
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While we do not necessarily hold the views of the scrawl to the left (a world without freedom of expression and chili fries is not a world anyone should be forced to live in), we can't help wondering if our species would be better off still living in caves and being victim of run-by stonings and saber-toothed tiger attacks instead of being subject to greenhouse gases and way too many unstable people with high powered rifles (although one had much less choice in TV programming back then, that's for sure).
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