New Sound Checks article: Some Important 21st Century Albums
New May/June Tarana Ding Dong issue out in the world, the March/April issue is right here
New short story: A Lesson in Conversion
New Topical Runoff: A Breath of the Wild a Glimpse of the Future
The internet is still a thing. Here's an article on Internet Outrage
March/February Tarana Ding Dong exists in the physical world, so the Jan/Feb issue exists digitally right here
New skits: 4 Skits on Fascism
New Sound Checks: Street Fighting Folks
Here's some Here's a Thought - January 2017
New short story: Rain Dance Circles
Jan/Feb 2017 Tarana Ding Dong is out in this cold, cold world alone, so the Nov/Dec issue is here
New Topical Runoff: 2016 Review
Late 2016 Mumblings, just in time for a bleak looking winter
New Larry's Wad: Fallout - The 2016 Presidential Election Result
New Sound Checks about a dearly departed icon: Oh Leonard
November/December Tarana Ding Dong is in the world, the Sept/Oct issue is right here
New Topical Runoff: Nobody Will Like the Next President - That's a Huge Problem for Democracy
New Sound Checks: Hip-Hop Gets Grungy
New skit: A Decent Proposal with a Twist
New Larry's Wad: Elitism (Oh yeah, that thing)
Digital July/August Tarana Ding Dong here, physical September/October issue out walking the streets
New short story: Little Green Wizard
New Larry's Wad: Populism (Oh yeah, that thing)
Mid-year Mumblings. Huzzah!
New Here's a Thought for the summer
The May/June Tarana Ding Dong is right here, so the July/August issue is in the world
New Topical Runoff: Not Caring About the Mossack-Fonseca (Panama) Papers
New short story: Brainfeeder
Sound Checks: HURRY UP PLEASE IT'S TIME (A Moon Shaped Pool Review)
The May/June Tarana Ding Dong issue exists, so you can see the March/April one right here
Sound Checks: Prince Has Ascended and Pablo Has Landed
New update to 'Variations on a Theme' Exhibit: It was a Dark and Stormy...
New update to the 'Pointless Societal Labelling' Exhibit: Beyond the Millennials... Generation Z
New Larry's Wad: The Public and The Private
New March/April Tarana Ding Dong is all over. Jan/Feb issue right here
New short story: The Trio of Lovely Girls
New Topical Runoff: Soylent - Life Imitating Art, Unfortunately
A new year, a new Here's a Thought
Sound Checks thing on the Thin White Duke: David Bowie is Dead
New Jan/Feb Tarana Ding Dong in the outside world, so the Nov/Dec issue is inside here
This space will be used to great effect in the coming years. Maybe the process has already started. Maybe just by reading this you have begun to take part in the symbiotic relationship between technology and humanity.
This wonderful digital book of brain-cracked poetry is almost available for mega-purchase.
Click HERE because you are a good, cultured uber man (or woman) wanting more information.
Timetables Coming Soon!
(in the meantime, why dontcha wander down to your closest intercity rail system station and ask for the first ticket out your jerkwater berg?)
Tarana Ding Dong is our 'zine.
(wow, it really looks like shit when shrunk down)
This spot was supposed to hype up another section of this site, but why should we do all the work? Start clicking wildly, lazybones.
In the meantime, here's a polar bear:
|Another urban legend laid to
rest. All twenty six are present and accounted for. And no, we did not
maul a 'u' to create the 'j'.
See, originally we were going to start a webpage of just stuff like this, but you'd be surprised how few sexually suggestive body parts there truly are. I mean, has anyone really seen a Fallopian tube?
"Oh, sir! That's funnier than a vegetable that has grown into a rude and amusing shape!" - Private Baldrick, Blackadder
While we do not necessarily hold the views of the scrawl to the left (a world without freedom of expression and chili fries is not a world anyone should be forced to live in), we can't help wondering if our species would be better off still living in caves and being victim of run-by stonings and saber-toothed tiger attacks instead of being subject to greenhouse gases and way too many unstable people with high powered rifles (although one had much less choice in TV programming back then, that's for sure).
that could make this website better:
The top photo is cancer. The photo below is not.
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